10. Ming Xing Di Ai (Celebrity's Love)

Saturday, January 8, 2000
Ming Xing Di Ai (Celebrity's Love)
明星的愛
By: Yen-j/嚴爵
Album: Not Alone

Translated intro from the lyric book:
"I tried to write lyrics that were a combination of "Trapped in Taipei" and "Multitasking". Half of the story is true, and half is made up. Can you distinguish what's true and what's not? ^^"





召集召集召集召集 一個
zhao ji, zhao ji, zhao ji, zhao ji, yi ge
Gather round, gather round, gather round

房間充滿記者和媒體 我不焦急
fang jian chong man ji zhe he mei ti, wo bu jiao ji
The room is filled with reporters & media; I'm not anxious

什麼問題你想問我都可以
shen me wen ti ni xiang wen wo dou ke yi
You can ask me anything you want

我豁出去 有問必答 直到你滿意
wo huo chu qu, you wen bi da, zhi dao ni man yi
I'm all yours, If you ask I'll certainly answer, until you're satisfied

著急著急著急 一個一個
zhao ji, zhao ji, zhao ji, yi ge yi ge
Anxiously, anxiously, anxiously, one by one

記者搶著問著比誰的 丹田有力
ji zhe qiang zhe wen zhe bi shei de, dan tian you li
The reporters fight aggressively to be heard over the other

彷彿這是三十一的冰淇淋
fang fu zhe shi san shi yi de bing qi lin
As if this were a Baskin Robbins

期間限定 一天優惠 問到飽會議
qi jian xian ding, yi tian you hui, wen dao bao hui yi
A limited time, one-day offer; An all-you-can-ask conference

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“是, 我目前單身.”
"shi, wo mu qian dan shen"
"Yes, I'm currently a bachelor"

“但是要是有個女的拿個嬰兒上來
"dan shi yao shi you ge nu de na ge ying er shang lai
"But if a girl came to me with a baby

我不可能承認那是我的因為爸爸是個婦產科醫生
wo bu ke neng cheng ren na shi wo de yin wei ba ba shi ge fu chan ke yi sheng
That can't be mine because my Dad is a gynecologist

從小就教育如何做好保險…但那不是重點!
cong xiao jiu jiao yu ru he zuo hao bao xian...dan na bu shi zhong dian!
Since I was little I've been taught how to be safe....but that's not the point!

主要媽媽教說要負責任,
zhu yao ma ma jia shuo yao fu ze ren
The point is that my mother says you have to be responsible

而我又沒有跟我的前女友結婚。”
er wo you mei you gen wo de qian nu you jie hun
And I never married my past girlfriend."

“唉~讓我從頭說起好了“
"ei~ rang wo cong tou shuo qi hao le"
"Eh... Let me start from the beginning"

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愛上了她 是兩年前的事
ai shang le ta, shi liang nian qian de shi
I fell in love with her two years ago

記者們聽 我說一個故事
ji zhe men ting, wo shuo yi ge gu shi
Reporters listen, let me tell the story

我的愛情歷史 其實非常地坦然
wo de ai qing li shi, qi shi fei chang di tan ran
My love history is actually rather straightforward

我只愛過一個 然後分手了
wo zhi ai guo yi ge, ran hou fen shou le
I only loved one person, and then broke up

寂寞之時 差點愛上粉絲
ji mo zhi shi, cha dian ai shang fen si
When I'm lonely, I've pretty much fallen in love with my fans

戀過一次 身邊漂亮同事
lian guo yi ci, shen bian piao liang tong shi
I've once had a crush on a beautiful coworker

要是你 再問我 關於前女友的事
yao shi ni, zai wen wo, guan yu qian nu you de shi
If you were to ask me about my ex girlfriend

我不無奈 因為準備好唱 “明星的愛”
wo bu wu nai, yin wei zhun bei hao chang "Ming Xing Di Ai"
I'm not helpless because I'm ready to sing "Celebrity's Love"

--
消息消息消息消息 隔天
xiao xi, xiao xi, xiao xi, xiao xi, ge tian
News, news, news, the next day

報紙上面都是我痕跡下的標題
bao zhi shang mian dou shi wo hen ji, xia de biao ti
I'm all over the newspapers; The title underneath

跟我昨天講的似乎沒關係
gen wo zuo tian jiang de si hu mei guan xi
Seems to have nothing to do with what I said yesterday

「嚴爵父親 震撼教育 該如何避孕」
"Yan Jue fu qin, zhen han jiao yu, gai ru he bi yun"
"Yen-j's father's radical teachings on using contraceptives"

焦急焦急焦急 告訴自己
jiao ji, jiao ji, jiao ji, gao su zi ji
Anxious anxious anxious, I tell myself

或許只是昨天沒講清 再次地找齊
huo xu zhi shi zuo tian mei jiang qing, zai ci di zhao qi
Maybe it's just that I wasn't clear yesterday; I try to straighten it out

一個房間充滿記者和媒體
yi ge fang jian chong man ji zhe he mei ti
A room filled with reporters & media

真對不起 我想澄清 我昨天說的
zhen dui bu qi, wo xiang cheng qing, wo zuo tian shuo de
I apologize, I'd like to clarify what I said yesterday

--

“是, 我目前單身.”
"shi, wo mu qian dan shen"
"Yes, I'm currently a bachelor"

“但是要是有個女的拿個嬰兒上來
"dan shi yao shi you ge nu de na ge ying er shang lai
"But if a girl came to me with a baby

我不可能承認那是我的因為爸爸是個婦產科醫生
wo bu ke neng cheng ren na shi wo de yin wei ba ba shi ge fu chan ke yi sheng
That can't be mine because my Dad is a gynecologist

從小就教育如何做好保險…但那是開完笑!
cong xiao jiu jiao yu ru he zuo hao bao xian...dan na shi kai wan xiao!
Since I was little I've been taught how to be safe....but that was a joke!

主要媽媽教說要負責任,
zhu yao ma ma jia shuo yao fu ze ren
The point is that my mother says you have to be responsible

而我又沒有跟我的前女友結婚。”
er wo you mei you gen wo de qian nu you jie hun
And I never married my past girlfriend."

-

("什麽時候分手了?")
("When did you break up?")

(“那你可以說一下跟前女友是怎麼認識的嗎?”)
("Then can you tell us how you met your past girlfriend?")

--

愛上了她 是兩年前的事
ai shang le ta, shi liang nian qian de shi
I fell in love with her two years ago

記者們聽 我說一個故事
ji zhe men ting, wo shuo yi ge gu shi
Reporters listen, let me tell the story

我的愛情歷史 其實非常地坦然
wo de ai qing li shi, qi shi fei chang di tan ran
My love history is actually rather straightforward

我只愛過一個 然後分手了
wo zhi ai guo yi ge, ran hou fen shou le
I only loved one person, and then broke up

寂寞之時 差點愛上粉絲
ji mo zhi shi, cha dian ai shang fen si
When I'm lonely, I've pretty much fallen in love with my fans

戀過一次 身邊漂亮同事
lian guo yi ci, shen bian piao liang tong shi
I've once had a crush on a beautiful coworker

要是你 再問我 關於前女友的事
yao shi ni, zai wen wo, guan yu qian nu you de shi
If you were to ask me about my ex girlfriend

我不無奈 因為準備好唱 “明星的愛”
wo bu wu nai, yin wei zhun bei hao chang "Ming Xing Di Ai"
I'm not helpless because I'm ready to sing "Celebrity's Love"

--

我對愛 此刻並沒有特別期待
wo dui ai, ci ke bing mei you te bie qi dai
I don't have any special hopes for love at the moment

老實說 我想我甚至可以接受one night
lao shi shuo, wo xiang wo shen zhi ke yi jie shou One Night
To be honest, I think I could accept a one-night

接受...並不代表喜歡
jie shou...bing bu dai biao xi huan
Accepting...doesn't count as liking

但什麼是喜歡?(不…什麼是愛?)
dan shen me shi xi huan? (bu...shen me shi ai?)
But what is liking? (No...what is love?)

當我愛的人已經不在
dang wo ai de ren yi jing bu zai
When the one I love is already gone?

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愛上了她 是兩年前的事
ai shang le ta, shi liang nian qian de shi
I fell in love with her two years ago

記者們聽 我說一個故事
ji zhe men ting, wo shuo yi ge gu shi
Reporters listen, let me tell the story

我的愛情歷史 其實非常地坦然
wo de ai qing li shi, qi shi fei chang di tan ran
My love history is actually rather straightforward

我只愛過一個 然後分手了
wo zhi ai guo yi ge, ran hou fen shou le
I only loved one person, and then broke up

[這就是明星的愛 明星的愛 愛~~
[zhe jiu shi ming xing di ai, ming xing di ai, ai...
[This is a celebrity's love, A celebrity's love, love..

寂寞之時 愛上粉絲 戀過同事
ji mo zhi shi, ai shang fen si, lian guo tong shi
When I'm lonely, I love my fans, liked a colleague

在記者會上用錯字 這些全算是 明星的愛]
zai ji zhe hui shang yong cuo zi, zhe ji quan suan shi, ming xing di ai]
Used the wrong words at the press conference; All of this is a celebrity's love]

--

消息消息消息消息 隔天再次
xiao xi, xiao xi, xiao xi, xiao xi, ge tian zai ci
News, news, news, news; Once again, the next day

報紙上面都是我痕跡 下的標題
bao zhi shang mian dou shi wo hen ji, xia de biao ti
I'm all over the newspapers; The title underneath

跟我昨天講的十萬八千里
gen wo zuo tian jiang de shi wan ba qian li
Is a galaxy away from what I said

「嚴爵表示 接受One Night
"Yan Jue biao shi, jie shou One Night
"Yen-j expresses he'd accept a one nighter

因為父親教過他如何“安全”的愛」 = =
yin wei fu qin jiao guo ta ru he 'an quan' di ai"
Because his father taught him how to make 'safe' love"



Ming Xing Di Ai, lyric translation by XiaoZero
Feel free to correct any mistakes! ^_^'

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